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Common scams

The crypto investment scam

A trading app shows your money growing fast. The trouble starts when you try to take it out.

What it looks like

"Our platform guarantees 2% daily returns with zero risk. Start with just $500 and our analyst will guide you step by step. Join our VIP group today: [link]"

An example. Real ones change their wording, amounts and names all the time.

How it works

It usually starts with a person, not an ad: a friendly 'wrong number' text, a dating match, or a new friend on social media. After a while they mention that they do well trading crypto, and offer to show you how. They send a link to a platform or app that looks professional, with charts, a support chat and your name on the account.

You buy crypto through a real exchange and send it to their platform. The balance on the screen climbs quickly. Some people are allowed one small withdrawal, which builds trust. Then they are encouraged to add more, sometimes from retirement savings or a loan against the house. When they try to cash out, the platform asks for a tax, an unlock fee or a 'verification deposit'.

The numbers on the screen were never real. The money went to the scammers the moment it was sent. This fools smart people because the app looks real, the friend is patient, and the early profit seems to prove it works. The FTC says only scammers guarantee profits or big returns.

Signs it is fake

What to do

  1. Do not invest because of someone you met online or by text.
  2. Search the company or app name with words like 'review', 'scam' or 'complaint'.
  3. Look up any broker or firm on finra.org before you invest, and talk it over with someone you trust.

If you already clicked, called or paid

Being fooled is not your fault. These messages are made by professionals to look real. Acting quickly is what matters. See what to do if you paid a scammer.

Not sure about a message?

Forward it to Uncle at +1 208 214 0093, or send a screenshot. He tells you plainly what looks wrong. He never asks for passwords or codes, and he never texts first. How it works.

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Written by the Textuncle team. Last updated October 3, 2026.

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